You know how deafening the sound of quiet is when you have a toddler.
All of the sudden you hear it, and you realize, “Oh crap. I haven’t seen him in 30 seconds.”
But the good news is that this episode of deafening toddler was easily remedied with a solution from my free Target Beauty bag I scored earlier this summer.
I grabbed a Simple brand wipe and got him cleaned up in no time, and it only took a single wipe! If only the wipes worked for the embarrassing pile of clothes on the bathroom floor.
I am not sure if this is a Mom win or not-I ended up burning dinner while cleaning him up, and then when I opened the doors to let the smoke out, let in 50,000 flies and the baby and dog escaped.
… Actually, now that I said that out loud I think I knew who won… it wasn’t me.
Anyway, just in case you have a toddler in the home, you might wanna print these Simple coupons… just in case you have a mascara beard to remove. 
Oh the joys of having children.Why couldn’t they have had this around when mine were little?
I love this story! I think that anyone that has childern have had this happen at least once. God bless you, keeping with a toddler is hard work. My kids are older now but I do miss the baby/toddler years. Just wait till high school it’s like the revert back to the toddler years.